i just paid of one of my credit cards! huzzah!
I just paid one off this monday! Man it feels great doesn’t it? I’ve sacrificed so much, finally good to see the fruits of my labor.
4 months ago • 5 notes-Gandhi (via valeriecontessa)
so needed this today. - miss jo ladie
(via missjoladie)
6 months ago • 4 notesI may have become obsessed with Omegle chat
7 months ago • 53 notesOmegle is a chat site that picks another user at random and lets you have a one-on-one anonymous chat with a complete stranger.
I have spent too much time doing this today.
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Stranger: hi
You: YOU HAVE SELECTED A TEXT BASED ADVENTURE
You: you are in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn on the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: look in the boxes
You: you have looked in the boxes
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn on the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: turn on the lights
You: you have turned on the lights
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: I already looked in the boxes and turned on the lights
You: INVALID ENTRY
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: look in the boxes
You: you have looked in the boxes
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
5oh7:
On the president and her wardrobe:
“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.”
dammit they are so freakin cute. i want to be an obama.
7 months ago • 3 notes
FTW. Again, FTW.
8 bit Hip-Hop
Imagine an original NES video game, with music samples from some of today’s biggest hip-hop stars. The music translates so well. The track for ‘Never Scared’ sounds straight out of the ‘boss’ level of any old school video game. Here is the full tracklist:
Jay-Z — Dirt Off Your Shoulders
T.I — What You Know
Chamillionaire — Ridin’
Ludacris — What’s Ya Fantasy
Bonecrusher — Neva Scared
Kanye — Overnight Celebrity
Ludacris — Move Bitch
Lil’ Jon — Get Low
Kanye — Gold DiggerEnjoy. via shotthen.com
This is amazing. I can’t imagine that if you like me as a person you won’t not like this audio file.
Blowing my mind up.
wow.
7 months ago • 236 notes
Siamese toes? Disgusting. Pierced siamese toes? The perfect fuck you to your parents who gave you shitty toe genetics.is there an emoticon for nauseating?
it’s called a pedicure…get one before you post your toes for the world to see…ewww
1 year ago • 3 notes




