Neckbones
Neckbones mean you may be too proud to beg but you’re not to proud to do what you gotta do to keep from having to beg!
Neckbones mean that if you do have to beg at least you recognize it for what it is.
Neckbones mean that you may not have admission to a DNC candidate’s dinner but you do have train fare home - where you can eat some neckbones.
Neckbones mean that you have no problem with adding “Neckbones” and “ain’t” to your word processing dictionary.
Enjoy neckbones freely now ‘cause in the future they will become very expensive (like as soon as they discover that some people may actually like them).
Be nice to your kin folks, even when they tick you off, after all, they may have some neckbones that they can share with you.
Neckbones and kin folk (even the honery ones) are better than sardine and peanut butter sandwiches.
-The best uncle ever
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